butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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