she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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