school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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