Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Randomize
