i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I just found a bag of teeth...
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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