my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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