That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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