then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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