We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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