I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Randomize