I don't usually arrange sex via text message
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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