Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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