I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
