she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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