So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Randomize
