the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Randomize