How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
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I need you to use more vowels.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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