if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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