Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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