This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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