do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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