So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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