Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
HIV tests are more positive than that guy
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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