I think my vagina is haunted
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I have post one night stand depression
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