fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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