I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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