Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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