If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I touched a dick in church today
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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