but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
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