super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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