Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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