Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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