how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Randomize
