So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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