I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
