i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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