I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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