: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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