google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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