i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Mom said you looked used
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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