She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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