It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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