I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I could make wine with my vomit
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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