I swear she didn't look like that last week.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
