I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
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