Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Randomize
