That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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