remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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