you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
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