I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I wish life had little blips of pornography
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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