I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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